55+ Hilarious Russian Puns That Are Revolutionary

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Russia is the world’s largest country. It has beautiful mountains, beaches, and villages. Read the funniest Russian puns to have a good laugh.

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Russia accounts for a tenth of the land on Earth.

Aside from being the largest country, it’s also home to Europe’s longest river, the Volga.

Russia is a beautiful destination. It offers magnificent landscapes, architecture, food, and culture.

Whether it’s where you’re from or visiting, read the following Russian puns for a good laugh.

The funniest Russian puns

1. I’m Russian to finish the job.

2. A vegetable that grows in Russia is the Soviet onion.

3. Thanks for Putin up with me.

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4. Quit Stalin and tell me.

5. I’m getting coffee from Tsarbucks.

6. I’m Vlad to see you.

7. Yuri-ly incredible!

8. If that’s how it’s going to be, Soviet.

9. Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

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10. Russian milk comes from Mos-cows.

11. The couple lived happily Tver after.

12. B-Russia-ff the dirt from your shoes before coming inside.

13. I’m b-Russian my hair.

14. A Russian procrastinator keeps Putin it off.

15. The experience was soul-c-Russian.

16. I’ll love you for the Russia my life.

17. Take your time. There’s no p-Russia.

18. The band rose to a c-Russia-ndo.

19. Vladimir Putin is the p-Russia-dent of Russia.

20. There was a Russia-rection of old beliefs.

21. The doctor diagnosed them of dep-Russian.

22. They acted with agg-Russian.

23. Lemonade on a hot day is ref-Russian.

24. What are your New Year Russia-lutions?

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25. He has a sad exp-Russian.

26. We have Samara taste in music.

27. You’re Sochi nice person!

28. If a Russian wants curly hair, they go to Perm.

29. What Tyumen?

30. Now you’re p-Russian my buttons.

31. Take it Kizhi.

32. B-Omsk away.

33. I’m visiting my Kazan in Russia.

34. Ural great people.

35. I got a new car. It’s a Volga-wagen.

36. Baikal you later.

37. Is the lake Nero far?

38. You need a license to Seliger.

39. Ivan to know the truth.

40. Be careful when using knives. You don’t want to Katya hand.

41. Some issues Marat special attention.

42. He’s Ilya-nd needs medical help.

43. Russians eat rice Putin for dessert.

44. A Russian tree is called Dmitri.

45. I’m taking on painting as a hobby. I need to buy paintb-Russia-s.

46. I’m Kremlin in fear.

47. Would you like Peipsi or Coke?

48. The doctor prescribed Ural medication.

49. I’m c-Russian on you.

50. You’ve made a great first imp-Russian.

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51. In statistical modeling, I learned reg-Russian analysis.

52. My son is joining the Russia-ling team at school.

53. I’m not Russian. I’m taking my time.

54. An American stuck in Russia during the winter is Edward Snowden.

55. Russia Putin a lot of work for the Olympics.

56. A gassy Russian is Vladimir Tootin.

57. A Russian that’s programming is com-Putin.

58. Let’s not Russian-to any conclusions.

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David Em is the Founder and Lead Punster of Box of Puns, which he created to add more laughter and humor to life.