35+ Best Dessert Puns


There’s always room for dessert. It’s one of the best parts of the meal. Read the best dessert puns that are so sweet you’ll want to share.

Slice of strawberry cake on a plate.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

Hilarious dessert puns

1. It’s a piece of cake.

2. Slice to meet you.

3. Scone a be a great day.

4. I’ll never dessert you.

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5. Thanks for pudding up with me.

6. I only have pies for you.

7. With all of my tart.

8. I cannoli be happy with you.

9. You’re flan-tastic.

10. Pie! See you later.

11. Jello, it’s me.

12. I shed a tiramisu so much.

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13. What the fudge?

14. Donuts for dessert? How a-dough-rable.

15. Keep it anony-mousse.

16. This was baked to pie-fection.

17. It was a cookie mistake.

18. Life’s batter with you.

19. For goodness cake.

20. She custard out.

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21. Ice cream so loud.

22. Affogato go to the store.

23. Party like it’s sherbet day.

24. Without dessert, I’d crumble.

25. Let’s have flan-cakes.

26. Mathematicians love angle food cake.

27. Ice cream-ed, “you cone do it!”

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28. You’re the apple of my pie.

29. My love for you is un-cone-ditional.

30. You can learn to make a banana split at sundae school.

31. For dessert, turkey’s love to eat peach gobbler.

32. You cannoli have one.

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33. You must listen when gingersnaps.

34. Don’t be sour-y for going to the lemon bar.

35. We’re going on a trip through the dessert.

36. Cake it or leave it.

Featured image by David Em/Box of Puns.