30+ Best Breakfast Puns to Start the Day


Breakfast is an important meal and helps you start your day with energy. While you’re eating, read the funniest breakfast puns.

Eggs, toast, and berries on a plate.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

Hilarious breakfast puns

1. Start each day with an egg-cellent breakfast.

2. Raise a toast.

3. You’re my butter half.

4. I love you berry much.

5. Don’t go bacon my heart.

6. I love you a waffle lot.

7. Omelette it go this time.

8. You’re like pancakes. Nobody stacks up to you.

9. Have a brew-tiful day.

10. Thanks a brunch!

11. My dog loves woof-les.

12. For breakfast, Shakespeare made a Hamlet.

13. Egg couldn’t even if I fried.

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14. Oh, crepe.

15. Yogurt to be kidding me.

16. I can be a yolk-ster sometimes.

17. Jokesters love to eat pun-cakes for breakfast.

18. I donut know what to eat for breakfast.

19. What’s the cereal number?

20. I was running late and had to scramble when I cooked my eggs.

21. My brother gave me whole milk, but I can only have nut milk with my cereal. How dairy!

22. I find bananas for breakfast a-peeling.

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23. I want to quiche you.

24. When the egg saw the pan, it was terri-fried.

25. There’s muffin I wouldn’t do for breakfast.

26. Here today, scone tomorrow.

27. Toast for breakfast is my jam.

28. It’s been waffle.

29. I pancake my eyes off of you.

30. Cereal killers.

31. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

32. I can’t run out of bread for breakfast because I’m lack-toast intolerant.

33. You deserve eggs-tra hugs.

34. Oats are oat-ally the best.

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Featured image by David Em/Box of Puns.