45+ Funny Toast Puns to Make You LOL


Toast is an easy-to-make and common breakfast item. You can eat it with butter, jam, or as a sandwich. Read funny toast puns for your next slice.

Slice of toast.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

Toast is a simple yet tasty food item for any time of the day. Take a slice of bread and put it in a toaster, on the stovetop, or in the oven.

You can eat it with butter, jam, or peanut butter. You can also use it for sandwiches, as a side, or with toppings.

There are also various types of bread you can toast. MyPlate recommends whole grain bread for the nutrients.

Next time you eat toast or see someone eating it, remember the following toast puns.

You’ll toast-ally have a good laugh and make others laugh, too.

The best toast puns

1. Here’s a toast to butter days.

2. You’re toast!

3. It’s toast-ally worth it.

Slice of toast.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

4. My favorite Mexican dish is the toast-ada.

5. I love being at the beach with my toast in the sand.

6. I’m lac-toast intolerant.

7. I toast it in the air.

8. The bread looked so good that I had to take pho-toast.

Two slices of toast.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

9. I working on becoming more flexible. Soon, I’ll be able to touch my toast.

10. I’m making burri-toast for dinner.

11. Bread that’s sensitive to the sun is pho-toast-sensitive.

12. The toast at the zoo was bread in captivity.

13. The second layer of Earth’s atmosphere as you go up is the stra-toast-phere.

14. My friend’s bakery burned down. You could say his business is toast.

15. I need to update my sta-toast.

16. She’s the emeri-toast professor.

17. My favorite clouds are cirrostra-toast.

18. You’re fan-toast-ic!

19. It was a ca-toast-rophy.

20. The most elite part of a slice of toast is the upper crust.

Slice of toast.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

21. Before selling our bread, we have to do a toast test.

22. Darth Vader’s favorite part of toast is the dark side.

23. I’m taking a brief hia-toast.

24. Bring Toast-itos chips to the party.

25. To make bread in a lab, you need an appara-toast.

26. I toasted extra bread. It was the yeast I could do.

27. I’m having eggs and pota-toast for breakfast.

28. I saw a toast-em pole in the forest.

29. Scientists are working on a new type of bread. It’s not ready, but check out the pro-toast-ype.

30. I’m going to the toast-ore to buy presents.

31. The customers were sa-toast-fied with the bread.

32. I’m going to the toast office.

33. My son wants to become a den-toast.

34. You’re so ar-toast-ic.

35. Support local ar-toast-ans.

36. I’d like your exper-toast.

37. I’m going to school to learn sta-toast-ics.

38. My best friend’s moving to Toast-in, California.

39. It was the quin-toast-sential loaf of bread.

Loaf of bread.
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40. When you give an electric vehicle flour, you get a Toast-la.

41. It was the la-toast and grea-toast.

42. There was a pro-toast.

43. Are you competing in the baking con-toast?

44. I can at-toast to her delicious bread.

45. He toast-ified before the court.

46. I was also going to eat toast. You bread my mind.

47. A little jam on your toast is butter than nothing.

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Featured image by David Em/Box of Puns.