Eggs are a breakfast essential. They’re also egg-cellent for humor. Read the funniest egg puns that’ll crack you up.
1. Eggs-ercise is good for your health.
2. Egg-cellent job!
3. I’m so egg-cited.
4. I’m egg-static.
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5. It’s eggs-tra good today.
6. That person is a little egg-centric.
7. It’s about to egg-splode.
8. I’m not yolking.
9. Time to eggs-plore.
10. You’re egg-ceptional.
11. That was eggs-traordinary.
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12. E.T. is eggs-traterrestial.
13. Wow, that’s eggs-quisite.
14. That’s a great eggs-ample.
15. This is eggs-actly what I was looking for.
16. I’m living in eggs-ile.
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17. I have eggs-ray vision.
18. Every morning, I drink eggs-presso.
19. I’m eggs-tremely proud of you.
20. Roller coasters are eggs-hilirating.
21. Omelette it go this time.
22. I ride a s-egg-way to work.
23. Do you egg-ree or dis-egg-ree?
24. The crowd was eggs-uberant.
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25. I’m studying for the eggs-am.
26. I feel like you’re egg-noring me.
27. No eggs-cuses.
28. It’s been a long day. I’m eggs-hausted.
29. On Easter, eggs prepare to dye.
30. You’re a practical yolker.
31. Hens get their packages through FedEggs.
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