Tesla is the fastest growing brand worldwide, and it’s the leading electric vehicle company. Read the funniest Tesla jokes to charge you up.
Funny Tesla jokes
1. What do you call a Tesla’s new car smell?
Elon’s Musk.
2. What’s Tesla’s new lawnmower called?
E-lawn.
3. Why are Tesla cars expensive?
They charge a lot.
4. If Tesla, SpaceX, and Neuralink became one company, what would it be called?
The Three Musk-ateers.
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5. What did Peter Parker say when he got a Tesla?
With great power, comes great electricity.
6. Who would leave a gas-powered car running?
A Tesla owner.
7. What do you call a Tesla vehicle drifting?
It’s doing the electric slide.
8. If Tesla created a car that also acts as a boat, what would it be called?
A Cyberduck.
9. What was the Tesla driver charged with?
Battery.
10. What would Tesla call its honey-producing machine?
Model Bee.
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11. Why did the Tesla driver get arrested?
He tried to kilowatt.
12. Why did the pedestrian get scared when a Tesla drove by?
She didn’t hear it coming.
13. How does it feel after getting hit by a Tesla?
It Hertz.
14. What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison.
15. What do you call Elon Musk with ivory teeth?
Elon Tusk.
16. What do you call a long Tesla?
Elon-gated.
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