Read the funniest car puns to fuel your laughter. You’ll be exhausted from laughing so hard. They’re also great for sharing with anyone.
1. A cat’s favorite car is a Fur-rari.
2. A Star Wars fan’s favorite car brand is To-Yoda.
3. A line of trucks is also known as a pick-up line.
4. The only thing worse than it raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.
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5. A car that can go underwater is a Scuba-ru.
6. A Jeep car is all I can af-Ford.
7. Car puns are exhausting.
8. I found the Kia to a successful life.
9. H-Audi, partner.
10. That Escalade-d quickly.
11. If a frog’s car breaks down, it gets toad.
12. Don’t let a pig drive, it’ll hog the whole road.
13. To keep items together, use Accord.
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14. I’m not Fiat.
15. Every weekend, Volkswagen owners Golf.
16. If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
17. Car you coming with us or not?
18. RV there yet?
19. If a cat wants an SUV, it’ll get a Cat-illac.
20. A chef prefers to drive a Chef-rolet.
21. My package is Honda way.
22. The restaurant had large Porsche-ns.
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23. They were Saab-ing.
24. There’s always vroom for more.
25. Is there Acura not?
26. Dodge it.
27. I have my Scion you.
28. I didn’t mean to o-fender.
29. If a dinosaur crashes a car, it’s called a T-Wrecks.
30. We built a Ford.
31. I hit my Nissan the table.
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32. We have Sentra-l air conditioning.
33. You can have one Tucson.
34. Why the Ford is my pet trying to Escape?
35. I have one Outback.
36. He went Rogue.
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37. To Infiniti and beyond.
38. The snake drove an ana-Honda.
39. I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find the manual.
40. The mechanic slept under the car because he had to wake up oily.
41. I left it Honda table.
42. I’m not hungry because i8.
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