If you’re a welder or know someone who welds, read the funniest welder jokes. You’ll definitely get a good laugh out of it.
Funny welder jokes
1. How do you know you’re a welder?
Your clothes occasionally catch on fire.
2. How do welders compliment each other?
Weld done.
3. Why is dating easy for welders?
They always bond.
4. What does a welder say when there’s a leak?
I guess it didn’t seal weld.
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5. Why is water important for welders?
They’re always quenching.
6. Why shouldn’t you give welders timelines?
They don’t work under pressure weld.
7. Why are welders good at finishing the sentence?
They’re great at filling in the blanks.
8. Did you hear about the two welders that got married?
It was a beautiful welding.
9. What’s a welder’s favorite unit of length?
Ammeter.
10. What does a welder say when they’re surprised?
What the flux?!
11. How do welders solve their problems?
By finding the root.
12. What do welders do if they can’t decide?
They do a tension test.
13. Why did the apprentice bring scissors to a boat show?
He was told to do an arc cutting.
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14. Why did the apprentice bring cement to the campfire?
He was told to harden the flame.
15. Why are welders good tennis players?
They have an excellent forehand and backhand.
16. What’s a welder’s favorite cuisine?
Fusion.
17. What does a welder call their grandmother?
GMAW.
18. Why did the welder want to become a rheumatologist?
They were into joints.
19. Why did the apprentice start cutting thin air?
He was told to start oxygen cutting.
20. What does a welder call their guitar?
GTAW.
21. Why do welders always get selected for team sports?
They play all of the positions.
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