30+ Best Travel Jokes


Travel is amazing, but you can make it even better by getting a good laugh out of hilarious travel jokes. It’ll enhance any trip.

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Hilarious travel jokes

1. Where do bees go on vacation?


2. What kind of chocolate do airports sell?

Plane chocolate.

3. Where do sharks go on vacation?


4. Which state in the U.S. is known for small soft drinks?


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5. Where do cows go on vacation?

Moo York.

6. What type of traveler is the calmest?

A nomad.

7. How can you tell that elephants love to travel?

They always pack their trunk.

8. How do rabbits travel?

By hare-plane.

9. Why are mountains the funniest place to travel?

They’re hill areas.

10. What do you get when you mix a plane and a snake?

A Boeing Constrictor.

11. What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Time flies.

12. What country will you most likely get an injury in?


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13. Do you want to leave Spain?


14. Do you know why I’m afraid to travel to Finland?

I don’t want to disappear into Finn-air.

15. How did the airplanes annoy each other?

They all had bad altitudes.

16. Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baa-hamas.

17. Where can you find an ocean without water?

On a map.

18. Why did the librarian get kicked off of the plane?

It was overbooked.

19. Where does a cow stay on vacation?

A moo-tel.

20. Why do witches stay in hotels?

They have excellent broom service.

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21. What country has a lot of germs?


22. Where does pepperoni go on vacation?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

23. What did the traveler say when his parents told him not to go to Thailand?

Thai and stop me.

24. What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?

A flying sorcerer.

25. Do you know I’m boarding the flight?

Yes, Europe next.

26. What type of car does Yoda drive on a road trip?

A Toyoda.

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27. Where do hamsters go on vacation?


28. Do you want to know the plan for our hike?

I’ll summit up nicely.

29. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?

They’ll get called for traveling.

30. Do you want to hear a joke about time travel?

Never mind, you didn’t like it.

31. What do you call an airplane that flies backward?

A receding airline.

32. Do you know why all single people should go to South Korea?

To find their Seoul-mate.

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