50+ Hilarious Pasta Puns


Pasta is a popular dish made from dough and water. It comes in many shapes and forms. Whether eating or cooking it, read pasta puns for a laugh.

Plate of pasta.
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Spaghetti, bucatini, ditalini, and farfalle are a few pasta varieties. It’s fascinating to see one food take so many shapes and forms.

People consume it globally, and it’s a staple in Italian dishes. Some of the top ones include Fettuccine Alfredo, penne alla vodka, lasagna, and gnocchi.

The following are pasta puns that’ll leave you laughing the next time you eat or cook it.

The best pasta puns

1. The fake noodle is an im-pasta.

2. Pasta la vista, baby.

Bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.
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3. Everything is pasta-ble.

4. Can you pasta sauce, please?

4. I was so happy to hear that I pasta test.

5. You’re pasta than a cheetah.

6. I want to explore all of the pasta-bilities.

7. Did you hear about the Italian chef who pasta-way?

8. I wanted to go to happy hour, but it was pasta time of the day.

9. I got a job at the United States Pasta-l Service.

10. Pasta the ball to me.

11. They’re the movement’s pasta-r child.

12. We had to pasta-pone the meeting.

Dried pasta shells.
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13. I’m traveling to Pasta-tano, Italy.

14. Copy and pasta the information.

15. I love pasta-l colors.

16. The eggs are pasta-rized.

17. Have a pasta-tive attitude.

18. Pasta movie. I’ll be right back.

19. This too shall pasta.

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20. Nothing is im-pasta-ble.

21. Pasta and cooking water are dating. Eventually, their relationship will get strained.

22. We’re watching Mission Im-pasta-ble tonight.

Puns based on pasta varieties

1. I’ll be there in an hour orzo.

2. I had to wait outside because I had gnocchi.

3. A penne for your thoughts.

Penne pasta.
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4. I’ll have a scoop orzo of ice cream.

5. Today was a pici one.

6. There was a bigoli-ve in my salad.

7. I finished the race in first place and got a trofie.

8. I’m going to move back to the ziti because I’m cannelloni out here.

9. I did it fusilli reasons.

10. I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.

11. I love the energetic vibes of the ziti.

12. A penne saved is a penne earned.

13. For the photoshoot, paccheri and light-colored clothing.

14. There’s a group of gigli kids.

15. I cannelloni do so much.

16. The criminal will be penne-shed.

17. Orzo I thought.

18. You mac me happy.

19. I’m farfalle-ing in love with you.

Farfalle pasta.
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20. I’m so gnocchi to have you in my life.

21. I’m spaghetti-ng you a gift for your birthday.

22. The statement is tortellini accurate.

23. Everything is just pici.

24. Just a ziti boy.

25. A to ziti.

26. A reader’s favorite pasta is book-atini.

27. The car has radiatore issues.

28. Rotelle everyone about the new Italian restaurant.

29. I’m reading a mac-azine about pasta.

30. We shell overcome.

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