60+ Funny Ice Cream Puns That Are Worth Every Scoop


Ice cream is a delicious frozen dessert, perfect for warm days. Read funny ice cream puns for a laugh the next time you eat it.

Three scoops of ice cream on a cone.
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Anytime is the best time for ice cream. You can eat it by itself, as a sundae, or with a warm pie or cookie.

The love for ice cream dates back to the 2nd century B.C. In America, the record dates back to 1744.

Today, there are many flavors available. The most popular are chocolate, cookies n’ cream, vanilla, strawberry, and cookie dough.

Regardless of your choice, laugh with the following ice cream puns.

Hilarious ice cream puns

1. I’m opening an ice cream shop. It’s a cream come true.

2. Ice cream when I’m afraid.

3. When I start eating ice cream, I can’t stop. I lack self-cone-trol.

4. Sweet creams.

5. I love all types of ice cream. I don’t have a flavor-ite.

Ice cream in a cone.
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6. On Valentine’s Day, one ice cream said to the other, “You’re worth melting for.”

7. I just got served.

8. You’re so cool.

9. I’ve got the scoop.

10. You’re my one and cone-ly.

11. Scoop! There it is!

12. I’m living the cream.

13. This ice cream is legen-dairy.

Soft serve ice cream in a cone.
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14. I don’t cone-done that behavior.

15. Anything is popsicle.

16. We’re stuck on a dessert island.

17. I’m a softie for ice cream.

18. Everyone invites ice cream to parties because it’s cool.

19. Ice cream’s favorite TV show is Game of Cones.

20. I love ice cream un-cone-ditionally.

21. You’re the cream of the crop.

22. I’ll never dessert you.

23. Ice cream because you’re driving me crazy.

24. The coolest day of the week is sundae.

25. I’m losing cone-trol.

26. I love all ice cream flavors. I don’t dis-cream-inate.

27. I’m going scoop-a diving.

28. On one cone-dition.

29. Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles.

30. You cone do it.

31. Get here as soon as popsicle.

32. When a genome gets ice cream, helix it.

33. I’m having gelato fun.

34. I eat ice cream when I feel e-mochi-nal.

Three pieces of mochi ice cream.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

35. Halvah great day.

36. Be careful. There are cone artists out there.

37. I’m trying to cone-vey my love for ice cream.

38. A hop, scoop, and a jump.

39. I’m scoop-tical about anyone who doesn’t like ice cream.

40. It’s cone full circle.

41. Get to the pint.

42. Dessert look good with my outfit?

43. I’m cone-fident in my relationship with ice cream.

Ice cream flavor puns

1. We’re mint to be.

2. It’s never a rocky road with ice cream.

Rocky Road ice cream in a cone.
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3. I like ice cream cherry much.

4. A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is cookie doe.

5. A person that only cares about their appearance eats vain-illa ice cream.

6. I’m getting ready for a big matcha.

7. I mint what I said.

8. You butter pecan someone your cone size.

9. I’m maple to help.

10. An electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-olate.

11. Vampires love vein-illa ice cream.

Ice cream brand puns

1. Halo from the other side.

2. I never have Breyers remorse after buying ice cream.

Three scoops of ice cream in a container.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

3. Stop Häagen the ice cream.

4. You’re so Talenti-d.

5. You have such a Coolhaus.

6. This ice cream is So Delicious.

7. For the Graeter good.

8. I’m Smitten with you.

9. I’m Alden for now.

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