Pie is a delicious baked dish that’s also excellent for puns. Read the funniest pie puns, and you’ll find yourself laughing so hard.
Funny pie puns
1. In pie we crust.
2. Pie there.
3. You’re the apple of my pie.
4. You’re a nice pie.
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5. I only have pies for you.
6. I have my eyes on the pies.
7. You bake me smile.
8. Pie like you berry much.
9. I crust you.
10. I’m occu-pied at the moment.
11. I’m a pie-rate.
12. A tro-pie-cal beach vacation.
13. Yippy pie yay.
14. I started doing pie-lates.
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15. Good pie-brations.
16. When the pie got hurt, it went to the hos-pie-tal.
17. That was ins-pie-ring.
18. We visited the ca-pie-tal.
19. Slice, slice, baby.
20. Pie hard.
21. It’s pie-fect.
22. Pie come in piece.
23. We need to fix the pie-pe.
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24. I’m getting a s-pie-ky haircut.
25. If your path isn’t working, pie-vot.
26. The food is s-pie-cy.
27. Don’t cry over s-pie-lled milk.
28. In baseball, my favorite position is the pie-tcher.
29. The pie-lot ensured we had a smooth flight.
30. The coffee is pie-ping hot.
31. Let’s pack lunch and go on a pie-cnic.
32. I play the pie-ano.
33. She was a pie-oneer.
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34. What’s your o-pie-nion?
35. Pie-cture perfect.
36. You succeeded des-pie-te the odds.
37. It was a pie-votal moment.
38. I want pie-zza.
39. They won the cham-pie-onship.
40. Sing her a lulla-pie song.
41. I like watching pie-necones fall from the tree.
42. A pie went to the dentist for a filling.
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43. It’s required pie law.
44. I got the pie a while ago. It may be ex-pie-red.
45. Meet me in the hotel lo-pie.
46. It was a pie-product of the pie.
47. Let’s go pie-gher and pie-gher.
48. You have big pie-ceps.
49. You’re so responsi-pie-le.
50. I’m reading a pie-ography.
51. It’s baked to pie-fection.
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