Do you have a sweet tooth? If so, you’ll also love reading hilarious candy puns while you’re eating some sweets.
1. My dog learned new Twix.
2. We always have Mounds of fun.
3. The new job pays 100 Grand.
4. We’re Nerds.
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5. They’re Sweetarts.
6. You can have Skittles Andes Chocolate Mints.
7. You’re a Twix-ster.
8. It’s Crunch time.
9. They’re real Life Savers.
10. Candy give us a new one?
11. That mint a lot to me.
12. Don’t Reese’s-t the candy.
13. The candy went to school to become a Smartie.
14. It’s a Rocky Road. Drive carefully.
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15. I was stuck in the Skittle seat.
16. At the airport, you can only find plain chocolate.
17. You make my heart Starburst.
18. You’re a Hot Tamale.
19. Do I have to pay Taffy?
20. I Snicker-ed after hearing the joke.
21. Do you want a Pez of me?
22. Don’t jump the gum.
23. A happy farmer is a Jolly Rancher.
24. A cat’s favorite candy is a Kit Kat.
25. I love you more than all of the stars in the Milky Way.
26. After connecting the Dots, it all made sense.
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27. You’re the Riesen.
28. I love drinking pop. Pop Rocks.
29. Sealed with a Kiss.
30. I made a Whopper of a mistake.
31. Sometimes, we can be Airheads.
32. Don’t pass him the ball because he has Butterfingers.
33. Our love is Good & Plenty.
34. We’re going through a Sour Patch.
35. Don’t listen to Dum Dums.
36. Swedish Fish? It’s pretty cool.
37. They’re just a bunch of Goobers.
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38. It needs a Bit-O-Honey.
39. I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
40. It’s not my Necco the woods.
41. I can peach you in the ring.
42. You’re not a Dud.
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43. They had a Baby, Ruth.
44. The best candy rapper is Eminem.
45. A happy sucker is a jolly-pop.
46. I forgot my joke about the lollipop. It was on the tip of my tongue.
47. I got the highest Skor.
48. Let’s hand orna-mints.
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49. People keep telling about Kit Kats. I need a break.
50. Oh Henry! Pop Rocks.
51. The baby wants her Mamba.
52. I love the be-razzles on your shoes.
53. A Gummy Bear is a bear without teeth.
54. That Baby Ruth-less.
55. In school, we learned about Reese’s-sions.
56. He’s your Sugar Daddy.
57. This is Take 5.
58. Almond Joy comes from you.
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59. I taught my dog how to Rolo-ver.
60. It’s Starburst-day.
61. I candy anything I put my mind to.
62. It’s PayDay.
63. Here’s a Skittle something to sweeten your day.
64. Sheep enjoy eating a candy baa.
65. You’re nothing but truffle.
66. You cane do it.
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