Ireland knows how to have fun. If you’re Irish, know someone who is, or you want Paddy’s Day humor, read the funniest Irish jokes.
Funny Irish jokes
1. Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
2. What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs.
3. What’s the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn’t wander around Dublin thinking he’s Bono.
4. Why was whiskey invented?
To prevent the Irish from ruling the world.
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5. Why do Leprechaun’s always ask for money?
They’re always a little short.
6. What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick-O-Shea.
7. What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
There’s one less drunk.
8. Why’s Ireland the fastest growing country in Europe?
It’s always Dublin.
9. An Irish guy walks out of a bar…
It could happen.
10. What did the drunk Irishman text his wife?
Irish you were beer.
11. What did Paddy say when the barman said, “your glass is empty, fancy another one?”
Why would I need two empty feckin’ glasses?
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12. What’s an Irish 7-course meal?
A six-pack and a potato.
13. How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
14. What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
15. Why do people in Ireland care about global warming?
They’re into green living.
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16. Why don’t people in Ireland wear sunscreen?
The pub blocks the sun.
17. Why was the Irishman laying in the pub?
He was doing Irish yoga.
18. Why don’t leprechauns jog?
They’d rather jig.
19. What do you call an Irishman covered in boils?
A leper-chaun.
20. Why shouldn’t you tell Irish jokes?
They’re O’ffensive.
21. How can you tell it’s summer in Ireland?
The rain is warmer.
22. When is a potato not an Irish potato?
When it’s a French fry.
23. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
Boos.
24. What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
25. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin with laughter.
26. Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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