Dad’s are special, funny, and corny. Read the funniest Father’s Day jokes to make him laugh. He’ll feel recognized and appreciated.
1. Can you guess how you’ve inspired me?
I want to be as funny as you think you are.
2. Why should you be afraid for the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
3. Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels.
4. What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing. It just waved.
5. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
6. What did the dad spider say to the kid spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
7. When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
8. What did the bee give its dad for Father’s Day?
A little buzz.
9. How is being a good father like shaving?
No matter how good you do today, you’ll have to do it again tomorrow.
10. Did you get a haircut?
No, I got all of them cut.
11. What did the buffalo say when his son left?
12. Where are dad jokes stored?
In a dad-abase.
13. What do shellfish do on Father’s Day?
14. What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?
A receding hare-line.
15. Where do dads like to dance?
At golf clubs.
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16. What did the dad say to his daughter when her boyfriend didn’t like fruit puns?
Let that mango.
17. What do you tell a dad with a mustache on Father’s Day?
18. When is the boiling point reached?
When my dad sees my report card.
19. Hey dad, are you from Star Wars?
Because Yoda best.
20. How do you wish a dad that’s into fishing a Happy Father’s Day?
It’s o-fish-ial. You’re a reel awesome dad.
21. What do you say to a cheesy dad?
No one can brie cheddar than you. You’re the grate-st.
22. Why shouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?
It’s a rip-off.
23. How can you tell a wedding was lovely?
The cake will be in tiers.
24. What happens when a painter gets cold?
They put on another coat.
25. What does a banana’s dad get for Father’s Day?
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26. The police arrested the world’s tongue-twister champion.
She’ll be given a tough sentence.
27. What do you call an energetic dad who loves mushrooms?
You’re a really fungi.
28. What do you say to a dad who loves cereal?
You’re cereal-ously the best.
29. Where can you learn how to make a banana split?
30. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
31. What do you say to a dad who loves golf?
32. I hope you like dad puns.
Because that’s how eye roll.
33. I was going to give you a comb for Father’s Day.
But, we could never part.
34. How much do roofs cost?
Nothing because they’re on the house.
35. Why do eye doctors live so long?
36. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
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About David Em
David Em is the founder of Box of Puns, which he created to add more laughter and humor to life.