40+ Disney Jokes for a Good Laugh

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If you’re a Disney lover or know someone who is, read the funniest Disney jokes that’ll have you laughing so hard, you won’t be able to stop.

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1. Where does Captain Hook shop?

The second-hand store.

2. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

She runs from the ball.

3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

She’ll let it go.

4. Why would Snow White be a good judge?

She’s the fairest of them all.

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5. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverlands.

6. Which knee hurts?

Disney.

7. What award did Gaston win?

The no-Belle prize.

8. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

9. What happened when Mickey and Minnie first saw each other?

It was glove at first sight.

10. What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

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11. Why didn’t Elsa and Anna’s parents teach them the entire alphabet?

They got lost at C.

12. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

She’s in Wonderland.

13. How does Olaf express his frustration?

He has a meltdown.

14. Which Disney princess is the funniest?

Ra-PUN-zel.

15. What’s a cow’s favorite Disney princess?

Moo-lan.

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16. What does Olaf eat for dinner?

Icebergers.

17. What did Snow White say while she waited for her photos?

One day, my prints will come.

18. What do you call a pen that lies?

Pen-occhio.

19. What do you call a fairy that doesn’t clean itself?

Stinker-bell.

20. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite fast food restaurant?

Wendy’s.

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21. What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A To-Yoda.

22. What did Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

23. Why can’t anyone beat Jessie at darts?

She always gets Bullseye.

24. Is BB hungry?

No, BB-8.

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25. What did the 101 Dalmations say after their meal?

That hit the spot.

26. How do you tell Simba to hurry up?

Mufasa.

27. Where do the Sith go shopping?

At a Darth Maul.

28. How did Mickey Mouse get hit by the ball?

Donald ducked.

29. Which Disney character can fix any piece of clothing?

Stitch.

30. Which Disney character shouldn’t be allowed to drive?

Rex.

31. How many of Snow White’s swarfs are sad?

Six because only one of them is Happy.

32. What’s Jack Sparrow’s favorite letter?

R.

33. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song?

Jungle Bells.

34. Who’s the best?

Smee.

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35. Which Disney character liked to see things from above?

Ariel.

36. Why do people go to Disneyland?

To be Goofy.

37. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

So, he could visit Pluto.

38. What does Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?

Turn down for Walt.

39. What song plays when Belle and Beast break up?

Single Belle, single Belle, single all the way.

40. When does Donald Duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

41. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend drive?

A Minnie-van.

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