Every human and creature needs sleep. If you can’t fall asleep or want to wake up with laughter, read the best sleep puns.
Funny sleep puns
1. A sleeping dinosaur is a dino-snore.
2. Good night, deer.
3. How did you sheep?
4. A corduroy pillow will make headlines.
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5. Dragons sleep during the day to fight knights.
6. At the grocery store, they put my items in a bag with Z’s. It was a sleeping bag.
7. The sleepiest food is pizzzza.
8. I need beau-tea sleep.
9. There was a kidnapping at school. He woke up after 30 minutes.
10. I’m sleep-pea.
11. To put a baby astronaut to sleep, you rocket.
12. He was a slumber-jack.
13. Nurses quietly walk past medicine cabinets because they don’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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14. A sleepy egg is eggs-hausted.
15. A sleepy coloring tool is a Cra-yawn.
16. A mother cow tells her calf, “it’s pasture bedtime.”
17. Put sugar under your pillow to have sweet dreams.
18. Vegetables sleep on a bed of lettuce.
19. Tall people sleep longer in bed.
20. A sleeping bull is a bulldozer.
21. Keyboards never sleep because they have two shifts.
22. I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
23. I started working at a sleep study clinic. It’s my dream job.
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24. Fish sleep in a river bed.
25. Dreaming in color is a pigment of your imagination.
26. I was offered a job at a mattress factory, but I had to sleep on it before accepting it.
27. Scuba divers put on a snore-kel before going to sleep.
28. I’m getting better at sleeping because I practice it every night.
29. Sleep next to a ruler to see how long you sleep.
30. Wheels are the sleepiest part of a car because they’re always tired.
31. A tired broom wants to go to sweep.
32. I sleep on a lamp because I’m a light sleeper.
33. I fell asleep on a jigsaw puzzle and woke up with a puzzled look.
34. I wear socks that have caffeine to prevent my feet from falling asleep.
35. I went to sleep with contacts and never had clearer dreams.
36. Don’t eat cookies before bed. You’ll have a crummy sleep.
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