Scientists are constantly making discoveries about dinosaurs. Whether you love them or have a kid who does, read the best dinosaur puns.
Dig through dinosaur puns for pre-historic humor.
The name was coined by Sir Richard Owen, an English naturalist. He called it Dinosauria, meaning fearfully great lizard.
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Fossils have been found on every continent. Scientists predict that dinosaurs lived on Earth for about 245 million years (Source: American Museum of Natural History).
Some could fly, but most were land animals.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, read the following dinosaur puns.
1. Dino-mite!
2. Have a roar-some day.
3. A flying dinosaur is a dino-soar.
4. Do you think they saurus?
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5. After a dinosaur works out, it’s dino-sore.
6. A cleaning dinosaur does dino-chores.
7. It sticks out like a saur thumb.
8. A dinosaur that knows a lot of words is a thesaurus.
9. A sleeping dinosaur is a dino-snore.
10. Dinosaurs destroy what they touch. You could say tyrannosaurus wrecks.
11. When you mix a dog and a dinosaur, you get a terrier-dactyl.
12. I’m going to the dino-store.
13. Don’t be a saur loser.
14. When you’re constantly lending to a dinosaur, you can call it a baro-w-saurus.
15. A dinosaur that takes photos is a camerasaurus.
16. A dinosaur that’s willing to give it a shot is a try-ceratops.
17. Tea Rex.
18. The scariest dinosaur is a terror-dactyl.
19. A group of singing dinosaurs is called a tyranno-chorus.
20. If a dinosaur can’t decide on where to go, it’s a stay-gosaurus.
21. After a breakup, it’s a tyrannosaurus ex.
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22. I’ll raptor present tonight.
23. Call the tricera-cops.
24. T-Rexcellent.
25. Aloe-saurus.
26. I’m pter-ribly saur-ry.
27. You bet Jurassic-an do it.
28. I dino what to say.
29. You’re pter-rific!
30. I want my arms raptor-ound you.
31. Dinosaur many things we can do.
32. Happy anniver-saur-y.
33. This is the tricera-bottom, and this is the tricera-top.
34. A sight for saur eyes.
35. A dinosaur that likes to scare others is a scare-dactyl.
36. A dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer is Comet.
37. You can’t hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent.
38. If Harry Potter was a dinosaur, he’d be a dinosaur-cerer.
39. The Archaeopteryx was good at catching worms because they were early birds.
40. Don’t worry, Isano-thing.
41. Be careful, you could brachio bones.
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