50+ Tea-riffic Tea Puns

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While you’re sipping on or dreaming of tea, read the best tea puns for a good laugh. They’re tea-riffic and will have you chuckling all day.

Kettle pouring tea into a cup.
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Funny tea puns

1. Par-tea time.

2. You’re tea-riffic.

3. This is quali-tea.

4. Let’s chai this again.

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5. I’ve been waiting oolong time.

6. I like to go tea extra mile.

7. It’s nice tea meet you.

8. This is tea-licious.

9. I love having a varie-tea of choices.

10. You’re brew-tiful.

11. Steep dreams.

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12. I crave the tranquili-tea of sitting by a quiet lake.

13. It’s mis-tea outside.

14. I can be flir-tea.

15. Don’t be sal-tea.

16. It’s the reali-tea of it.

17. You’re a hot-tea.

18. Stay one steep ahead.

19. I love finding new productivi-tea tools.

20. I’m thirs-tea.

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21. Can’t we all just get oolong.

22. What a cu-tea.

23. Just brew it.

24. They treated us like royal-tea.

25. She’s a chat-tea person.

26. Ahoy, ma-tea.

27. It wasn’t small. It was tea-ny.

28. Give the princess a tea-ara.

29. It’s good to focus on creativi-tea.

30. A dinosaur that drinks tea is a tea-rex.

31. I’ll love you for eterni-tea.

32. Thanks for your loyal-tea.

33. I feel chemis-tea between us.

34. Kettle down.

35. It’s for your own safe-tea.

36. This is tas-tea.

37. Move oolong.

38. You’re so pret-tea.

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39. Believe in your abili-teas.

40. It’s good to have positivi-tea.

41. You’re so pu’erh.

42. It tasted min-tea.

43. We stay grounded, thanks to gravi-tea.

44. I’m oolong for the ride.

45. I feel a sense of sereni-tea.

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46. You’re feis-tea.

47. Time to go to steep.

48. We’re the perfect matcha.

49. Are you naugh-tea or nice?

50. We bought a new proper-tea.

51. It comes with a hef-tea price tag.

52. Don’t be chai.

53. Jas yours? No, Jasmine.

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