35+ Best Farm Puns

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Do you need a caption about farms or a laugh? Read the best and funniest farm puns that you’ve ever herd. They’re udderly great.

Plants at a farm with mountains in the background.
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Hilarious farm puns

1. You’re legen-dairy.

2. Sheep happens.

3. Cluck off.

4. Oh crop.

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5. Farming isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.

6. It’s pasture bedtime.

7. You look radishing.

8. Lettuce turnip the beet.

9. Hay there.

10. I herd it’s your birthday.

11. To get a cowgirl to like you, a tractor.

12. Treat udders kindly.

13. Cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose.

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14. The farmer is out standing in his field.

15. You’re hay-larious.

16. The best way to treat a sick pig is by using oink-ment.

17. If you need a listening ear, talk to corn.

18. The best farm animal for keeping time is a watchdog.

19. We have a wheat-ly routine.

20. Farmers get medicine from the farm-acy.

21. A sleeping cow is a bulldozer.

22. In the morning, I need calf-feine.

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23. Horses stay in shape by eating a stable diet.

24. A pig told the farmer, “you take me for grunted.”

25. That was a-moo-sing.

26. The boss at Old McDonald’s Farm is the CIEIO.

27. That deserves a round of ap-plow-se.

28. Ducks wake up at the quack of dawn.

29. How dairy?

30. You’ve goat to be kidding me.

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31. I felt it in my soil.

32. No farm, no fowl.

33. We’ll re-coop as much as possible.

34. I barley made it.

35. A farmer gave away a cow and realized it was a mi-steak.

36. The farmer lost one of his cows and had to tractor down.

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