Do you need a caption about farms or a laugh? Read the best and funniest farm puns that you’ve ever herd. They’re udderly great.
Hilarious farm puns
1. You’re legen-dairy.
2. Sheep happens.
3. Cluck off.
4. Oh crop.
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5. Farming isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.
6. It’s pasture bedtime.
7. You look radishing.
8. Lettuce turnip the beet.
9. Hay there.
10. I herd it’s your birthday.
11. To get a cowgirl to like you, a tractor.
12. Treat udders kindly.
13. Cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose.
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14. The farmer is out standing in his field.
15. You’re hay-larious.
16. The best way to treat a sick pig is by using oink-ment.
17. If you need a listening ear, talk to corn.
18. The best farm animal for keeping time is a watchdog.
19. We have a wheat-ly routine.
20. Farmers get medicine from the farm-acy.
21. A sleeping cow is a bulldozer.
22. In the morning, I need calf-feine.
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23. Horses stay in shape by eating a stable diet.
24. A pig told the farmer, “you take me for grunted.”
25. That was a-moo-sing.
26. The boss at Old McDonald’s Farm is the CIEIO.
27. That deserves a round of ap-plow-se.
28. Ducks wake up at the quack of dawn.
29. How dairy?
30. You’ve goat to be kidding me.
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31. I felt it in my soil.
32. No farm, no fowl.
33. We’ll re-coop as much as possible.
34. I barley made it.
35. A farmer gave away a cow and realized it was a mi-steak.
36. The farmer lost one of his cows and had to tractor down.
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