Are you looking to crack up without crashing? Read the funniest computer jokes that’ll leave you wanting to reboot.
1. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it’s a hardware issue.
2. Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
3. Why do apps need insurance?
They keep crashing.
4. How does a computer get drunk?
By taking screenshots.
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5. Why shouldn’t you use “beef stew” as your password?
It’s not stroganoff.
6. Have you heard of the band “999 Megabytes”?
They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig yet.
7. Why won’t elephants use a computer?
They’re afraid of the mouse.
8. Why wasn’t the computer able to remove its hat?
Caps lock was on.
9. Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
10. Why are developers so energetic?
They have too much Java.
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11. How do trees use computers?
They log in.
12. Why doesn’t Bill Gates use the front door?
He goes through the windows.
13. What did the spider do on the computer?
Surf the web.
14. What did the computer do for dinner?
Grabbed a byte.
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15. Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
16. What did Wi-Fi say to the computer?
We have a connection.
17. What did the baby computer call its father?
18. Why do alien’s love keyboards?
They love the space bar.
19. Why was the computer late?
It had a hard drive.
20. Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
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21. Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, “it hurts when IP.”
22. What kind of computer sings the best?
23. Why did the person throw their file cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
24. Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
25. What do computers eat as a snack?
26. Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
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