15+ Hilarious Lighthouse Puns

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Whether you’re looking for an Instagram caption or recently visited a lighthouse, read the funniest illuminating lighthouse puns.

A lighthouse in front of the water during a sunset.
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Funny lighthouse puns

1. I tried to pick up a lighthouse, but it was heavy.

2. Do you need a light?

3. It shore is an excellent view.

4. They’re a real keeper.

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5. Shine bright like a lighthouse.

6. I wanted to visit the lighthouse, but I mist it.

7. Bring home the beacon.

8. Astragal with that sometimes.

9. I got new shoal-er panels.

10. It doesn’t ap-pier to be correct.

11. The lighthouse keeper did the catwalk.

12. Ship happens.

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13. We’re getting lit in this house.

14. A lighthouse communicates with shine language.

15. Seas the day.

16. To go far in life, study pharology.

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