35+ Best Light Bulb Jokes to Brighten Your Day

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Read the funniest and best light bulb jokes that’ll immediately brighten your day and anyone you tell them to.

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Hilarious light bulb jokes

1. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It’s a hardware problem.

2. What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

3. What did one light bulb say to the other?

I love you a watt.

4. How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.

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5. How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Why does it have to be a group activity?

6. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

One because they don’t like to share the spotlight.

7. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.

8. What do you get when you cross a thought and a light bulb?

A bright idea.

9. How many beta testers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They don’t fix the problem. They just find it.

10. What did the light bulb say after it bumped into another light bulb?

It hertz.

11. How many NASCAR drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can only go left.

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12. How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes five years.

13. How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

14. How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.

15. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. They’re still arguing about it.

16. How did the hipster burn her hand?

She tried to change the light bulb before it was cool.

17. How many Star Wars Jedis does it take to change a light bulb?

Obi-Wan.

18. How many employees at a doctor’s office does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to write a report of the incident, one to find a light bulb specialist, one to find a light bulb installation specialist, and one to bill the insurance company.

19. How many kids does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but you have to ask them 100 times.

20. One.

How many time travelers does it take to change a light bulb?

21. How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to twist it mostly in, and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

22. How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?

Toucan get the job done.

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23. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on how many you can afford.

24. How many wealthy people does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They’ll just buy another house.

25. How many Catholic sisters does it take to change a light bulb?

Nun

26. How did the light bulb party go?

It was lit.

27. What did the light bulb say to its spouse?

You light me up.

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28. Why did the light bulb need a break?

It was feeling light-headed.

29. What did the light bulb say after stepping on a scale?

Wow, I’m really light.

30. Why can you trust a light bulb’s love?

They’ll love you no matter watt.

31. How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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32. How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They’re efficient and not very funny.

33. Why didn’t it hurt after getting hit by a light bulb?

It was a soft white.

34. Why are light bulbs on the ceiling the most fun to replace?

It’s the highlight.

35. What do light bulbs say when they’re lifting weights?

It’s light weight.

36. How many sprinters does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. One to change the light bulb, and nine to say they can do it faster.

37. Why do light bulbs hate people?

We keep flipping them off.

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