SpongeBob SquarePants is a popular American animated comedy TV series on Nickelodeon. Read the best and funniest SpongeBob quotes.
SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series about SpongeBob and his friends living in Bikini Bottom, a fictional underwater city. It was one of the most popular animated TV shows throughout the 1990s and early 2000s.
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SpongeBob and his friends are hilarious and legendary. The following are the best and funniest SpongeBob SquarePants quotes.
Hilarious SpongeBob quotes
1. “If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!” -SpongeBob
2. “Wake me up when I care.” -Squidward
3. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” -SpongeBob
4. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” -Plankton
5. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” -Patrick
6. Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
7. “I’m ugly and I’m proud!” -SpongeBob
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8. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” -SpongeBob
9. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” -SpongeBob
10. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” -Plankton
11. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” -SpongeBob
12. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” -Sandy Cheeks
13. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” -Patrick
14. “We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.” -Mr. Krabs
15. “We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” -SpongeBob
16. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” -SpongeBob
17. “What doesn’t kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.” -Mr. Krabs
18. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” -Mr. Krabs
19. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” -SpongeBob
20. “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” -SpongeBob
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21. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” -Patrick
22. “After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.” -Squidward
23. “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.” -Squidward
24. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” -Sandy Cheeks
25. “So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” -New Narrator
26. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” -Patrick
27. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, then it would just be alright.” -SpongeBob
28. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” -Patrick
29. “You’re good. You’re good. You’re good!” -SpongeBob
30. “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” -Mr. Krabs
31. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” -Squidward
32. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” -Patrick
33. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” -Squidward
34. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” -SpongeBob
35. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” -SpongeBob
36. “Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” -Patrick
36. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” -Squidward
38. “I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!” -Patrick
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39. Spongebob: Patrick, you’re a genius!
Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Spongebob: What? A genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick.
40. “Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!” -Plankton
41. “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” -Patrick
42. SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um… More time for thinking.
43. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” -SpongeBob
44. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” -SpongeBob
45. “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” -Plankton
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46. “Please come again. When I’m not working.” -Squidward
47. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors!” -SpongeBob
48. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” -SpongeBob
49. “Moss always points to civilization.” -SpongeBob
50. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” -Squidward
51. “I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” -Patrick
52. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” -Patrick
53. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” -Squidward
54. “Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” -Mr. Krabs
55. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -SpongeBob
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