20+ Sloth Jokes That’ll Quickly Make You Laugh

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Sloths move incredibly slowly. It’s what they’re known for. Read the funniest and best sloth jokes that’ll quickly make you laugh.

Sloth hanging off of a branch.
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Funny sloth jokes

1. What do sloths do when there’s a snowstorm?

They make a slow-man and throw slow-balls.

2. How long does it take for a sloth to cross the road?

Nobody knows. It’s still working on it.

3. Why are sloths the most social animals?

They love to hang out.

4. What do you call a slow slot machine at a casino?

A sloth machine.

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5. What do sloths read every morning?

The snooze paper.

6. What’s a sloth’s favorite band?

Slow Patrol.

7. Why didn’t the sloth want to go out?

It wanted to sleep.

8. How does a sloth express gratitude?

Thank you slow much.

9. What do you call a sloth that studies existence and nature?

Philo-sloth-ical.

10. How does a sloth encourage others to persevere?

Hang in there.

11. What do sloths drink in the morning?

Sloth-ee.

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12. What does a sloth say before it has a party?

Let’s get sloth-ed.

13. What kind of food will you never find a sloth eating?

Fast food.

14. Why don’t sloths kiss on a first date?

They take it slow.

15. Why did the sloth get a computer science degree?

To become a sloth-ware engineer.

16. Why did the sloth condition its fur?

To make it sloth-t.

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17. What did the sloth say when it got in trouble for being late?

Better late than never.

18. What’s a sloth’s favorite piece of furniture?

A sloth-a.

19. What do scientists call an intelligent sloth?

A slow-mo-sapien.

20. How much do sloths eat?

A sloth-ful lot.

21. What sport do sloths play?

Sloth-ball.

22. What’s a sloth’s favorite year of high school?

Sloth-more year.

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