25+ Best Turtle Puns


Turtles are known to have originated around 230 million years ago. Being old and interesting, read the funniest turtle puns.

Turtle smiling.
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1. You’re turtle-y awesome!

2. I’m shell-shocked.

3. Let’s ride a shell-icopter.

4. It was a turtle blast.

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5. I’m taking a shell-fie.

6. It was a turtle disaster.

7. Let’s shell-ebrate!

8. Find shell-ter.

9. I’m in turtle awe.

10. I didn’t mean to s-turtle you.

11. Our parent’s tortoise to be kind.

12. A famous turtle is a shell-ebrity.

13. What the shell.

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14. Make sure you wear a shell-met.

15. What’s the sub-turtle?

16. It’s offi-shell.

17. I shell always love you.

18. You’re the turtle package.

19. It’s turtle-y adorable.

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20. Shell-o, it’s me.

21. It’s from Aris-turtle.

22. Are there sub-turtles for the video?

23. You’re en-turtle-d.

24. I don’t know the name. It was un-turtle-d.

25. She’s a turtle-r.

26. I have turtle recall.

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