Launch into laughter by reading the funniest space puns that’ll have you over the moon. You won’t be able to help it but share them.
1. Like father, like sun.
2. In space, you read comet books.
3. To wash up in space, you take a meteor shower.
4. Comet me.
5. The astronaut broke up with her boyfriend because she needed space.
6. Jupiter get it next time.
7. To organize a space party, planet.
8. It’s hard to focus when you keep spacing out.
9. Astronauts listen to neptunes.
10. The currency of space is star-bucks.
11. Space was cool before it mattered.
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12. To get a baby to go to sleep, you rocket.
13. You’re out of this world.
14. Hubble, Hubble.
15. It’s all sun and games.
16. An alien’s pet is extra fur-restrial.
17. Are you a meteor? Because you rock my world.
18. Cosmos people do.
19. Stop waning.
20. How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
21. The sun is so smart, as it has a million degrees.
22. The atmosphere was boring.
23. You’re an astro-nut.
24. An astronaut’s favorite chocolate is a Mars bar.
25. Get better orbit-ter.
26. It’s launch time.
27. You had me at halo.
28. You’re hotter than Venus.
29. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
30. Saturn up the music.
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31. It was a blast.
32. It’s not that Sirius.
33. I’m starry.
34. Is this parking meteorite?
35. It happened all of a Saturn.
36. I moved for a change of space.
37. Lunar or later I’ll get to it.
38. It was done in wane.
39. It’s time to drink gravi-tea.
40. A martian-mallow.
41. Wait a moon-ute.
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42. In space, there’s a social media platform called Spacebook.
43. Let’s play moon-opoly.
44. I Apollo-gize.
45. You’ve abducted my heart.
46. Orion’s Belt is a waist of space.
47. Someday, I’ll over-comet.
48. Let’s go on a date to space. No pressure, though.
49. The moon stopped eating because it was full.
51. It was too far out.
52. I started reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
53. A lunar-tick.
54. Saturn got engaged. Check out the size of that ring.
55. I’m going to the universe-ity.
56. I knew you’d be over the moon with it.
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David Em is the founder of Box of Puns, which he created to add more laughter and humor to life.