20+ Hilarious Pretzel Puns


Pretzels are pastries that originate from Germany. Some are soft, while others are hard. While you’re eating one, read the best pretzel puns.

Salted pretzel.
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1. I’m knot kidding.

2. Tied the knot.

3. Let’s get knotty.

4. Don’t get it twisted.

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5. I’m not salty.

6. You’re the salt to my pretzel.

7. I’m knots about you.

8. It’s not available yet. However, it’s on pretzel.

9. You have a twisted sense of humor.

10. You’re knot what I expected.

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11. All you knead are pretzels.

12. The pretzel was a salted.

13. Pretzels are knot bread.

14. I have a pretzel-ion questions.

15. Small pretzels are a-dough-rable.

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16. I a-dough pretzel-lovers.

17. You bread my mind.

18. Pretzels love mystery movies because they have twists.

19. Knot-hing else matters.

20. I got a knot-ification.

21. Here I crumb.

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