Doors serve as a layer of protection and privacy. They’re also great for humor. Read the best door puns that are too funny to handle.
Funny door puns
1. You’re a-door-able.
2. A door isn’t a door when it’s ajar.
3. I a-door you.
4. I door-n’t want to go.
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5. The person who invented the door knocker won the no-bell prize.
6. You’re a door-k.
7. I’m a brand ambassa-door.
8. We need an en-door-sement.
9. There’s a weird o-door.
10. I adopted a Labra-door Retriever.
11. George Frideric Handle is my favorite composer.
12. Handle of them to me.
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13. I quit my job at a revolving door company because I felt like it was going nowhere fast.
14. Get a handle on the situation.
15. It’s door-mant.
16. The skill of lock-picking will open a lot of doors for you.
17. I bought a new deo-door-ant.
18. You could’ve handled it better.
19. Thanks for un-door-standing.
20. You’re so consi-door-ate.
21. It’s un-door the shelf.
22. I’m studying door-matology.
23. We’re season ticker hol-doors.
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24. Take time to pon-door.
25. I love hiking in the wil-door-ness.
26. I’d like to or-door take-out.
27. I love learning about his-door-y.
28. I’m heading to the s-door.
29. Persevere! Don’t be a qui-door.
30. We door up the dance floor.
31. Sometimes, I like to be spontaneous and wan-door.
32. All gen-doors are welcome.
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33. I love the mo-door-n architecture.
34. I bought a new blen-door.
35. That’s a massive boul-door.
36. I got an hinge-ury as I was installing a door.
37. I fight against hinge-ustice.
38. We found a different len-door for the mortgage.
39. Be ten-door and kind.
40. The baseball team has a double-hea-door today.
41. I’m like a door. Open to new things.
42. A clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester.
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