40+ Best Door Puns That Are Too Funny to Handle

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Doors serve as a layer of protection and privacy. They’re also great for humor. Read the best door puns that are too funny to handle.

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1. You’re a-door-able.

2. A door isn’t a door when it’s ajar.

3. I a-door you.

4. I door-n’t want to go.

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5. The person who invented the door knocker won the no-bell prize.

6. You’re a door-k.

7. I’m a brand ambassa-door.

8. We need an en-door-sement.

9. There’s a weird o-door.

10. I adopted a Labra-door Retriever.

11. George Frideric Handle is my favorite composer.

12. Handle of them to me.

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13. I quit my job at a revolving door company because I felt like it was going nowhere fast.

14. Get a handle on the situation.

15. It’s door-mant.

16. The skill of lock-picking will open a lot of doors for you.

17. I bought a new deo-door-ant.

18. You could’ve handled it better.

19. Thanks for un-door-standing.

20. You’re so consi-door-ate.

21. It’s un-door the shelf.

22. I’m studying door-matology.

23. We’re season ticker hol-doors.

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24. Take time to pon-door.

25. I love hiking in the wil-door-ness.

26. I’d like to or-door take-out.

27. I love learning about his-door-y.

28. I’m heading to the s-door.

29. Persevere! Don’t be a qui-door.

30. We door up the dance floor.

31. Sometimes, I like to be spontaneous and wan-door.

32. All gen-doors are welcome.

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33. I love the mo-door-n architecture.

34. I bought a new blen-door.

35. That’s a massive boul-door.

36. I got an hinge-ury as I was installing a door.

37. I fight against hinge-ustice.

38. We found a different len-door for the mortgage.

39. Be ten-door and kind.

40. The baseball team has a double-hea-door today.

41. I’m like a door. Open to new things.

42. A clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester.

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