Knock-knock jokes are a classic, and they’re still hilarious. Read the funniest ones that’ll crack you up and anyone else that you tell.
Hilarious knock-knock jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel. That’s why I knocked.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet you finish.
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5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Itch.
Itch who?
Bless you.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray D.
Ray D. who?
Ray D. or not, here I come.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
No, you’re not. You’re a human.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Why are we celebrating?
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9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moo moo.
Moo moo who?
Make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?
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12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O. Can I come in now?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, these are almonds.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up.
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
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19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Can you open up now?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey got lost, open up.
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22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess open the door.
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Wait, you forgot who you are?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open or am I stuck?
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong.
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris still locked.
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home. So, I came over.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll open the door.
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Deja.
Deja who?
Knock, knock.
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31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie chance you can let me in.
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Actually, it’s Idaho.
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2D2.
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo.
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another joke for you.
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door.
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It would be.
It would be who?
It would behoove you to open the door.
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked poetry.
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear if you don’t open the door.
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. I’m your new neighbor.
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door.
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42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys the weekend.
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know because I forgot.
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice home.
45. Knock, knock.
Your cornea.
Your cornea who?
You’re cornea than me.
46. Knock, knock.
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I’m not!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again.
48. Knock, knock.
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here and I’m tired.
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, give me your money.
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door. I’ve been waiting for a while.
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale you open the door?
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