If you love science or know someone who does, read the funniest and most clever science puns. You can’t help but laugh.
Hilarious science puns
1. Never trust atoms because they make up everything.
2. Photons always travel light.
3. Regardless of how popular an antibiotic is, it won’t go viral.
4. Biologists take cell-fies.
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5. A molecule with sunglasses is a mole-cool.
6. If you can’t helium or curium, barium.
7. Rainbows are pretty light.
8. Ants are healthy because they have ant-ibodies.
9. An educated tube is a graduated cylinder.
10. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
11. You’re like fog, so down to Earth.
12. You’re sodium funny.
13. If you buy one proton and one electron, you can get a neutron free of charge.
14. I have my ion you.
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15. When the tectonic plates bumped into each other, they said, “sorry, it was my fault.”
16. Watt is love? Baby don’t hertz me.
17. When a plant gets hungry, it says, “I could use a light snack.”
18. Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
19. An optimist sees the glass half full. A pessimist sees the glass half empty. A chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
20. A microbiologist who speaks many languages and has been to many countries is a person of many cultures.
21. Earth made fun of the other planets for not having any life.
22. When carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen are together, they dress up because they’re a formyl group.
23. Bad light ends up in prism.
24. I think you’re overreacting.
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25. It’s a ferrous wheel.
26. Solid, liquid, and gas. They all matter.
27. I’ll have one barium and two sodium, or just a BaNaNa.
28. The best field of study is geology. It rocks.
29. The biologist and physicist had a relationship, but it ended because there wasn’t chemistry.
30. For music, the planets listen to nep-tunes.
31. A hug without you is mercury. Hg.
32. All of the good puns argon.
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