Do you need a berry good laugh? Take a break and read the best fruit puns that are pear-fect for making you laugh non-stop.
Hilarious fruit puns
1. You’re one in a melon.
2. You look berry nice today.
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3. You’re pear-fect!
4. Orange you glad we came here today?
5. To peach, their own.
6. If he’s not the one, let that mango.
7. I’m having a grape day.
8. It’s no fig deal.
9. Lime all yours.
10. We make a great pear.
11. I’m grapeful to have you in my life.
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12. This is an orange-nal.
13. Back in the day, they rode cherry-ots.
14. Honeydew you know how much I love you?
15. I’m raisin the bar.
16. I’m looking for the berry-d treasure.
17. Ap-pear-ently I didn’t get the pun.
18. Can you call the plum-ber?
19. Tell me your best one-lime-r.
20. Draw the lime in the sand.
21. We need a fresh pear of eyes to take a look.
22. Practice what you peach.
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23. That was an excellent pear-formance.
24. Never in a melon years.
25. Do you have any good pickup limes?
26. Peach for the stars.
27. I like to take naps durian the day.
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28. I cherry-sh these moments.
29. I trained fig-orously for the marathon.
30. The wrestlers gr-apple-d.
31. I ap-peach-iate you.
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