Vegetables are good for you, and so are puns. Read hilarious vegetable puns that’ll produce an un-beet-able laugh.
1. My heart skipped a beet.
2. We’re in un-chard-ered territory.
3. Peas out.
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4. Turnip the music!
5. Kale yeah!
6. Lettuce be grateful
7. I’m just Romaine around.
8. I don’t carrot all.
9. I want peas and quiet.
10. A plumber fixes leeks.
11. I love you from my head tomatoes.
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12. You’re kale-ing me.
13. Squash it.
14. I yam what I yam.
15. I made a fennel.
16. She needed money and decided to celery-ng.
17. That’s corn-y.
18. You’re un-beet-able.
19. I’ll go onion on about it.
20. Oh, peas.
21. Okra-ckers sound like a good snack.
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About David Em
David Em is the founder of Box of Puns, which he created to add more laughter and humor to life.