Some puns don’t make cents, but money puns always do. Dough you need a good laugh? Read the funniest money puns.
1. It doesn’t make cents.
2. A dollar had a daughter and named her “Penny”.
3. Dollar at me.
4. Dracula keeps his money at the blood bank.
5. This is non-cents.
6. Wads up?
7. It’s a dime-osaur.
8. Oh, how dimes have changed.
9. The only way it can rain money is if there’s a change in the weather.
10. The choir was singing in har-money.
11. Ouch, I hit money.
12. It must be a coin-cidence.
13. The money-cipal offices.
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14. There are so money people here.
15. I’m money-festing a prosperous future.
16. I’m going to the spa to get a money-cure.
17. She felt cent-imental.
18. The performance was cents-ational.
19. The cere-money went well.
20. Penguins keep their money at the snow bank.
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