Witch puns are perfect for sharing on Halloween. Read the funniest and best ones that are wickedly amazing and hilarious.
Funny witch puns
1. Witch, please.
2. I’ll be witch-you in a minute.
3. Show me an hex-ample.
4. Witch is witch?
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5. She’s a late broomer.
6. Hex-t me later.
7. You’re a basic witch.
8. Witching you a Happy Halloween.
9. I’m writing it in curse-ive.
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10. Spell the beans.
11. Witches fly on broomsticks to make a clean getaway.
12. Spell yeah.
13. Hex appeal.
14. Bake it in the coven.
15. It’ll leave you bewitched.
16. Witch better have my money.
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17. What’s up, witches?
18. Witch-ful thinking.
19. Witches love learning how to spell.
20. I’m eating a sand-witch for lunch.
21. Be sure to spell-check.
22. Resting witch face.
23. Flip the light’s witch.
24. Have an hex-tra special day.
25. We’re broom-mates.
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26. Angry witches fly off the handle.
27. Witch-ipedia has all of the answers.
28. I had to witch-hike because my car broke down.
29. For better or for warts.
30. I don’t give amuck.
31. Let’s get the hex out of here.
32. You’re going to be witch and famous.
33. Let’s take a spell-fie.
34. I’m so hex-cited.
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35. You en-witch my life.
36. Be careful what you witch for.
37. I love the spell of a fresh brew.
38. It was a spell-er performance.
39. I witch you were here.
40. What an inspiring rags to witches story.
41. I like the o-witch-inal version.
42. Life’s a witch.
43. I’m witch you need.
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44. You can coven-side.
45. Of curse!
46. Witch way should I go?
47. I’m a wicked witch.
48. I know how to drive a stick.
49. Keep calm and carry a wand.
50. Son of a witch.
51. I’ll make an hex-ception.
52. Witch one is your ghoul-friend?
53. Creeping it real.
54. I’ll order broom service.
55. I bought a new broom-erang.
56. Bring your broom-box.
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