Golf is an excellent game that’s enjoyed by many people. Whether you’re a beginner or pro driving for a laugh, read the best golf puns.
Golf is an individual sport played casually or competitively.
The sport dates back to Scotland in the 1400s. A few hundred years later, it became a popular sport around the globe.
Regardless of your age, you can play golf. It’s one of the best parts of the game.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, read the following list of the funniest golf puns.
Share them next time you’re on a golf course or looking at gear.
Funny golf puns
1. You’re tee-rific.
2. Kiss my putt.
3. I’m going to the Golf of Mexico.
4. It’s too par.
5. You can call me the golf-father.
6. May the course be with you.
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7. Golfers always carry two pairs of pants, in case they get a hole in one.
8. I’m asking fore a friend.
9. It’s not my cup of tee.
10. It doesn’t get putter than this.
11. Computers are good at golf because they have a hard drive.
12. Just fore-get about it.
13. A golfer’s favorite dance is the bogey.
14. A friendly golfer is known as a social putter-fly.
15. I’m at a loss fore words.
16. It was un-fore-gettable.
17. A golfer’s favorite bird is an eagle.
18. Golfers stay away from cake because they might get a slice.
19. What a beautiful friend-chip.
20. The easiest shot in golf is your fourth putt.
21. You drive me crazy.
22. Going to the club.
23. Who’s your caddy?
24. Let’s have a par-tee.
25. It’s the best golf course, by par.
26. I can tell that you’ll go par in life.
27. Putter fingers.
28. You earned your s-wings.
29. The sand is course.
30. Always go straight to the course.
31. You’re par-fect.
32. That’s a chip shot.
33. It was tee-mendous.
34. It was en-golf-ed.
35. Putt, I’d like to go today.
36. I fore-give you.
37. I’ll trans-par the money.
38. Don’t hit the ball with too much course.
39. Have par-severance.
40. Ghosts play on a golf corpse.
41. Thanks fore playing.
42. A golfer’s favorite flowers are fore-get-me-nots.
43. Golfers are scared of the Bogey-man.
44. When golfers aren’t golfing, they putter around.
45. A golfer tells their significant other, “Talk birdie to me.”
46. I shot one under at golf. One under a tree, and one under the water.
47. I’m traveling to the Golf Coast.
48. The rich golfer bought a Golf-stream jet.
49. I’m supporting eagle rights.
50. As par as the eye can see.
51. To tee or not to tee.
52. Putter late than never.
53. It was en-golf-ed in flames.
54. It’s ball or nothing.
55. I don’t give a trap.
56. I like big putts and I cannot lie.
57. No ifs, ands, or putts.
58. Green there, done that.
59. I golf you on my mind.
60. It takes fore golfers to change a lightbulb.
61. One golf ball said to the other, “See you a round.”
62. Golf forth, and prosper.
63. It’s not my club of tee.
64. She took a hole-istic approach.
65. Hole-d on.
66. The two golfers had tee-nsion after the game.
67. Thanks fore the in-fore-mation.
68. A dog on a golf course goes, “Rough, rough.”
69. I’m reading fore-ums to find the best golf clubs for beginners.
70. He’s a fore-mer golf champion.
71. I was in tee-rs after losing.
72. It’s important to golf in com-fore-table clothes.
73. Always look fore-ward.
74. We played an in-tee-nse game of golf.
75. Happy hole-idays.
76. I’m tee-ribly sorry.
77. He was injured on the golf course. So, he went to the hos-putt-al.
78. Des-putt the bad weather, we had a fun time on the golf course.
79. She’s the e-putt-ome of the perfect golfer.
80. Slope down. Don’t go too fast.
81. A golfer’s favorite pasta is links-guine.
82. I”m bi-links-gual.
83. She ca-putt-alized on the opportunity.
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