Dogs are fun, cute, and furry. They’re also known as a man’s best friend. Read the best and most pawsome dog puns for a good laugh.
1. I had woof-les for breakfast.
2. My dog’s a little husky, not fat.
3. Howl you doing?
4. Just pug-et about it.
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5. I’m going to see a dog-tor.
6. He’s a pup-ular dog.
7. Dachshund through the snow.
8. It’s the ulti-mutt dog toy.
9. Dog-gone it.
10. I’m surrounded by pup-parazzi.
11. Dog’s love pup-peroni pizza.
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12. I’m moving to collie-fornia.
13. I Shih Tzu not.
14. That dog was fur-ocious.
15. A dog magician is a labracadabrador.
16. Dogs always know who’s calling because they have collar IDs.
17. On a warm day, eat a pup-sicle.
18. It’s been a ruff day.
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19. I hired a photogra-fur.
20. He’s so dog-matic.
21. That’s helpful in-fur-mation.
22. Quit hounding on me.
23. We’re going to the pug-kin patch this fall.
24. I’ll love you fur-ever.
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25. Dogs love watching Jurassic Bark.
26. I’m paw-tending to be a cat.
27. You have a lot of paw-tential.
28. It’s the look of terrier.
29. It’s just another day at the paw-ffice.
30. You look fur-bulous today.
31. Come to the bark side.
32. Great, Dane-ger.
33. She’s too far-fetched.
34. My dog became a bark-eologist.
35. They’re not friendly. You could say they’re a-woof.
36. Dogs call their parents dog-ma and paw.
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37. Raise the woof.
38. I’m mutts about you.
39. I love opening the sun-woof in my car.
40. When I’m bored, I like to poodle.
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About David Em
David Em is the founder of Box of Puns, which he created to add more laughter and humor to life.