Whether it’s freezing outside or you’re tossing a few ice cubes into lemonade, read the coolest ice puns that won’t slip your mind.
1. I only have ice for you.
2. Icy you.
3. Ice-wore an oath.
4. I’m going to ride my b-ice-ycle.
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5. Sometimes, I prefer ice-olation.
6. Frosty loves salad made with iceberg lettuce.
7. Have an ice day!
8. I love living in an icehouse because igloo it together if it falls apart.
9. Snowmen refer to their kids as chill-dren.
10. I couldn’t get a job at the ice rink because there was a hiring freeze.
11. Strangers walk on the frozen lake to break the ice.
12. Did you see the advert-ice-ment?
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13. I couldn’t tell that was a celebrity due to the disg-ice.
14. Let’s throw a supr-ice birthday party for her.
15. A workout in Antartica is called exerc-ice.
16. I’ll ask my superv-ice-r.
17. Hopefully, no problems ar-ice.
18. Well, that was icy.
19. Have you been naughty or ice?
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20. That concept would revolution-ice the industry.
21. Turn it clockw-ice.
22. I’d like to personal-ice the t-shirt.
23. Ice to meet you.
24. I saw it with my own two ice.
25. Icy what you did there.
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26. I’ll have to speak with my adv-ice-r.
27. Wow, this is parad-ice.
28. I won the bike as a pr-ice.
29. I went to Yellowstone National Park to see a g-ice-r.
30. These shoes feel a bit tight. I don’t think they’re the right s-ice.
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