The 15 Best Chocolate Puns


Chocolate is a well-loved treat that comes in many forms and flavors. Read the best chocolate puns that’ll make you melt.

Pieces of chocolate stacked on eachother.
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Hilarious chocolate puns

1. Chocolate is never on time.

2. The magician had a few Twix up his sleeve.

3. All I heard were Snickers.

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4. The only chocolate in space is the Milky Way.

5. A chocolate fruit is a cocoa-nut.

6. I like you a choco-lot.

7. I Lindt them money.

8. The chocolate sports car is called a Ferrari Rocher.

9. After a long day, I went to the chocolate bar.

10. Chocolate and milk are such great friends that they have a special handshake called a chocolate milkshake.

11. At the airport, I could only find plane chocolate.

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12. When Chewbacca was covered in chocolate, he was called a chocolate chip wookiee.

13. A monkey’s favorite type of cookie is chocolate chimp.

14. A sheep covered in chocolate is known as a chocolate baa.

15. A chocolate-covered elk is also known as a chocolate mousse.

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