Get together with your friends, grab a bottle of wine and a nice platter because you’ll want to share the funniest wine puns.
Hilarious wine puns
1. I can’t find my glasses.
2. Sip back and relax.
3. I make pour decisions.
4. Wine a little, laugh a lot.
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5. You had me at merlot.
6. You’re the wine for me.
7. Stop and smell the rosé.
8. Chardonnay, or should I go?
9. Hakuna moscato.
10. Great minds drink alike.
11. Everything happens for a riesling.
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12. I feel like I’m on cloud wine.
13. Wine not?
14. Ah, screw it.
15. Rise and wine.
16. Partners in wine.
17. Don’t mess with a person’s wine because they’ll get sangria than ever.
18. It’s time to wine down.
19. Will you be wine?
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20. When the grape was crushed, it let out a little wine.
21. Why have less scato when you can have mo-scato.
22. I’ll be there in a Prosecco.
23. Que syrah, syrah!
24. You can’t sip with us.
25. While you can’t cry at the vineyard, you can wine.
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26. Read between the wines.
27. I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection and full-bodied.
28. This is wine-derful.
29. All for wine and wine for all.
30. You’re wine in a million.
31. No wine left behind.
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