35+ Alcohol Puns to Raise Your Spirits


Whether you’re going to the bar or drinking at home, lighten the mood or make someone laugh with the funniest alcohol puns.

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Funny alcohol puns

1. You had me at merlot.

2. I’m expanding my vodka-bulary.

3. Don’t worry, beer happy.

4. What the ale?

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5. Will you be wine?

6. Gin-gle bells.

7. Hoppy birthday!

8. I was born to rum.

9. IPA-lot when I drink.

10. Call me old-fashioned.

11. You’re prosecco-nd to none.

12. Happy alcohol-idays.

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13. Stop and smell the rosé.

14. My favorite book is How Tequila Mockingbird.

15. I feel like I can do Henny-thing.

16. I wish you were beer.

17. It’s time to wine down.

18. Keep your gin up.

19. We won the champagne-ship.

20. It’s a gin-der-neutral restroom.

21. It sake.

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22. Thanks for your Patrón-age.

23. I make pour decisions.

24. Liquor may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.

25. Alcohol you later.

26. Beer heals ale-ments.

27. The coldest alcohol is brrr-bon.

28. Be gin-uine.

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29. The smallest drink is a mar-teeny.

30. Give me a riesling to believe you.

31. My dog will liquor on the cheek.

32. My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

33. It worked out, aperol.

34. Which Campari going to?

35. I have no Kahlua.

36. Cognac West.

37. If you annoy him, he’ll get sangria.

38. My favorite dessert is c-rum brûlée.

39. I whiskey would try harder.

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