40+ Funny Pickle Puns


Pickles are delicious on a sandwich or as a snack. Read the funniest pickle puns that you’ll relish and have you laughing hard.

Pickle smiling and giving a thumbs up.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

Hilarious pickle puns

1. I’m kind of a big dill.

2. It’s dill-icious.

3. You’re such a dill-ight.

4. Dill with it.

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5. Help! I’m in a pickle.

6. What a sweet dill.

7. Relax and dill out.

8. I’m pickle-ish.

9. I want to go on a tro-pickle vacation.

10. She’s focusing on philanthro-pickle efforts.

11. Don’t be stereoty-pickle.

12. It’s the ty-pickle stuff.

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13. Relish the day.

14. I’m going to Phila-dil-phia.

15. I saw a croco-dill at the zoo.

16. That’s a nice motor-pickle.

17. We’re caught in a dill-emma.

18. Pickle someone your own size.

19. I’m a dill-maker.

20. A pickle from the backwoods is a hill-dill-y.

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21. There’s never a dill moment with you.

22. I watched a video about the process of making pickles. It was jarring.

23. I started playing the pickle-o.

24. That restaurant makes the best dill-uxe burgers.

25. Dill me in.

26. Dill or No Dill.

27. It was so cold that there were ice-pickles.

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28. I flew on Dill-ta Airlines.

29. My package will be dill-ivered today.

30. She was so dill-iberate.

31. He became a male mo-dill.

32. She’s a dill-ionaire.

33. I used a to-pickle ointment.

34. It’s a dill-icate pickle.

35. My flight was dill-ayed.

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36. Light a can-dill.

37. I can han-dill it.

38. I’m remo-dill-ing my house.

39. Learning how to dill-egate will save you time.

40. Pickles wear glasses because they’re legally brined.

41. My kids’ favorite TV channel is Pickle-odeon.

42. Dill a deck of cards.

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