Pickles are delicious on a sandwich or as a snack. Read the funniest pickle puns that you’ll relish and have you laughing hard.
Hilarious pickle puns
1. I’m kind of a big dill.
2. It’s dill-icious.
3. You’re such a dill-ight.
4. Dill with it.
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5. Help! I’m in a pickle.
6. What a sweet dill.
7. Relax and dill out.
8. I’m pickle-ish.
9. I want to go on a tro-pickle vacation.
10. She’s focusing on philanthro-pickle efforts.
11. Don’t be stereoty-pickle.
12. It’s the ty-pickle stuff.
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13. Relish the day.
14. I’m going to Phila-dil-phia.
15. I saw a croco-dill at the zoo.
16. That’s a nice motor-pickle.
17. We’re caught in a dill-emma.
18. Pickle someone your own size.
19. I’m a dill-maker.
20. A pickle from the backwoods is a hill-dill-y.
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21. There’s never a dill moment with you.
22. I watched a video about the process of making pickles. It was jarring.
23. I started playing the pickle-o.
24. That restaurant makes the best dill-uxe burgers.
25. Dill me in.
26. Dill or No Dill.
27. It was so cold that there were ice-pickles.
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28. I flew on Dill-ta Airlines.
29. My package will be dill-ivered today.
30. She was so dill-iberate.
31. He became a male mo-dill.
32. She’s a dill-ionaire.
33. I used a to-pickle ointment.
34. It’s a dill-icate pickle.
35. My flight was dill-ayed.
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36. Light a can-dill.
37. I can han-dill it.
38. I’m remo-dill-ing my house.
39. Learning how to dill-egate will save you time.
40. Pickles wear glasses because they’re legally brined.
41. My kids’ favorite TV channel is Pickle-odeon.
42. Dill a deck of cards.
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