What do you call jokes are hilarious and encourage you to think creatively. Read the funniest ones for a good laugh. They’re worth sharing.
Funny “What do you call?” jokes
1. What do you call a flying bagel?
A plain bagel.
2. What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina.
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
4. What do you call a pig that does martial arts?
Pork chop.
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5. What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
6. What do you call an annoyed lobster?
A frustracean.
7. What do you call birds that stick together?
Vel-crow.
8. What do you call a skinny cow?
Lean beef.
9. What do you call a dull pencil?
Pointless.
10. What do you call a deer with a dollar bill?
A buck.
11. What do you call funny mountains?
Hill-areas.
12. What do you call a police officer with a blanket on top of him?
An undercover cop.
13. What do you call a deer without eyes?
No eye-deer.
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14. What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
15. What do you call a breath freshener for scientists?
Experi-mints.
16. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand witch.
17. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A frisbee.
18. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph.
19. What do you call a pirate’s phone?
An aye-phone.
20. What do you call a monster that plays tricks?
Prank-enstein.
21. What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A URL-ologist.
22. What do you call frozen money?
Cold hard cash.
23. What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
24. What do you call a chubby dog?
Husky.
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25. What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
26. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
27. What do you call a blessed avocado?
Holy guacamole.
28. What do you call a person who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor.
29. What do you call an unorganized hippo?
A hippopota-mess.
30. What do you call an American bee?
USB.
31. What do you call a person who steals pigs?
A ham-burglar.
32. What do you call a wolf that knows what’s going on?
Aware-wolf.
33. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese.
34. What do you call a cat without flaws?
Purr-fect.
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35. What do you call it when cows spy on each other?
A steak-out.
36. What do you call a droid that needed to take a different route?
R2-detour.
37. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
38. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line.
39. What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
40. What do you call a woman with one leg that’s shorter than the other?
Eileen.
41. What do you call the piece of clothing that a house wears?
Address.
42. What do you call a crab that won’t share?
Shellfish.
43. What do you call yogurt at an art museum?
Cultured.
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44. What do you call an argument between electricity companies?
A power struggle.
45. What do you call a pig without legs?
A groundhog.
46. What do you call a person without a nose or body?
Nobody nose.
47. What do you call the solution for a cracked pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch.
48. What do you call something that runs but doesn’t move?
A refrigerator.
49. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
50. What do you call two birds that are in love?
Tweet-hearts.
51. What do you call a Karen in Europe?
An American.
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