You’ve found the hidden treasure of humor. Read the best and funniest pirate puns if you want to have a good laugh.
1. How arrr you doing today?
2. The best name for a pirate’s dog is Patches.
3. I’m climbing the cor-pirate ladder.
4. Pirates arrr healthy because they get plenty of vitamin sea.
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5. Pirates were the first to use aye phones.
6. A pirate’s favorite letter is R.
7. Pirates love aye contact.
8. I bought it on sail.
9. There’s no need to arrr-gue.
10. You arrr the best.
11. For each piercing, pirates pay a buck-an-ear.
12. Let’s listen to Arrr&B.
13. At the gym, a pirate walked on a person’s back because he was told to walk the plank.
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14. To make a pirate irate, take away the P.
15. Aye, it’s me.
16. What a great aye-dea.
17. It’s my birthday. Aye matey years old.
18. Pirates pay an arm and a leg for a peg and hook.
19. Aye’ll be there in a minute.
20. Are we thar yet?
21. Ships ahoy.
22. You’re booty-ful.
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23. The pirate had to go to anchor management class.
24. Don’t fall for pier pressure.
25. Goodb-aye. See you later.
26. Matey force be with you.
27. I’m dunbie-ing taken for granted.
28. Santa became a pirate and said, “yo ho ho ho.”
29. Let’s have a b-arrr-becue.
30. Doubloon or nothing.
31. I started playing the f-loot.
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32. Do you want to scuttle?
33. It’s coaming.
34. I chest him until I got the treasure.
35. I don’t give a ship.
36. There’s a loot of treasure.
37. You have me hearty.
38. Aye’ll see you next time.
39. It’s in another aye-l.
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40. Arrr friendship runs deep.
41. It was a stale-matey.
42. I need to brush matey-th.
43. I need my booty sleep.
44. I’m going to b-aye a new ship.
45. I’m a fan of arrr-t.
46. To err is human. To arr is pirate.
47. Pirates can’t play cards when the captain’s standing on the deck.
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