30+ Funny Bean Puns


There are many varieties of beans. It also comes with many pun options. Read the funniest bean puns. You’ll find yourself laughing quickly.

Two beans with sunglasses.
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Hilarious bean puns

1. I’ve bean thinking about you.

2. It’s bean a while.

3. Cool beans wear sunglasses.

4. You’re my favorite human bean.

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5. What could’ve bean.

6. Bean there, done that.

7. Peas, give me a chance.

8. A bean that comes back to life is a zom-bean.

9. Words can’t espresso how much you bean to me.

10. Peas out.

11. We’ve all bean there.

12. You’ve bean amazing!

13. I guess we’re meant to bean.

14. Sorry, I’ve bean busy.

15. Thank you for bean you.

16. The bean was baked.

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17. I’m going to the carib-bean for a vacation.

18. Can you do me a fava?

19. To bean or not to bean?

20. What’s the bean-ing of life?

21. I want to bean a tra-peas artist.

22. I didn’t mean to inter-bean.

23. I like the peas and quiet.

24. The most self-aware beans are soybeans.

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25. Are you kidney me?

26. It’s bean-ificial.

27. You’re my bean-ificiary.

28. No need to worry, my doctor said is bean-ign.

29. I’m going to sit on the bean-ch.

30. Woah, that’s ex-bean-sive!

31. For breakfast, I’ll go with the eggs bean-edict.

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