25+ Best Avocado Jokes

Holy guacamole! Read the best and funniest avocado jokes that are also parent-approved and great for avo-kiddos.

1. What does an avocado call its children?

Avo-kiddos.

2. How can you be sympathetic to an avocado?

Guaca-mile in its shoes.

3. What type of music do avocados love?

Guac ‘n’ roll.

4. Why was the avocado being followed by paparazzi?

It was a guac-star.

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5. Why’s the avocado constantly feeling down?

It’s pit-iful.

6. Why did the two avocados break up?

One said the other was a good kind of fat.

7. What do you call a weird situation between avocados?

Guac-ward.

8. How do you make an avocado disappear?

Say “avocad-abra”.

9. What do you call an avocado that loves to snuggle?

An avo-cuddle.

10. How do avocados communicate?

They use guac-ie talkies.

11. How do avocados exercise?

They do avo-cardio.

12. Why did the avocado need help?

It was avo-control.

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13. Why did the avocado accept the promotion?

It was a move in the ripe direction.

14. What does a content avocado say when you ask if it needs anything?

I’m al-ripe for now.

15. Why did the avocado replace the windshield on its car?

It got hit by a guac.

16. What did the avocado say after a pleasant hotel stay?

Thank you for your hass-pitality.

17. What do avocados say in a tricky situation?

I’m stuck between a guac and a hard place.

18. What do you say to an avocado that did a great job?

Br-avocado.

19. What do you call an avocado that’s at its worst?

Guac bottom.

20. What does an avocado say to its pit?

Without you, I’m empty inside.

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21. What else does an avocado say to its pit?

You’re the center of my world.

22. What does an avocado say after a workout?

I’m hard core.

23. What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?

You’re all I avo wanted.

24. How do avocados say goodbye?

See you later avo-gator, in a while guac-odile.

25. What do you say when the guacamole is ready?

Chip-chip hooray.

26. What do you call a religious avocado?

Holy guacamole.

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