Holy guacamole! Read the best and funniest avocado jokes that are also parent-approved and great for avo-kiddos.
Hilarious avocado jokes
1. What does an avocado call its children?
Avo-kiddos.
2. How can you be sympathetic to an avocado?
Guaca-mile in its shoes.
3. What type of music do avocados love?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
4. Why was the avocado being followed by paparazzi?
It was a guac-star.
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5. Why’s the avocado constantly feeling down?
It’s pit-iful.
6. Why did the two avocados break up?
One said the other was a good kind of fat.
7. What do you call a weird situation between avocados?
Guac-ward.
8. How do you make an avocado disappear?
Say “avocad-abra”.
9. What do you call an avocado that loves to snuggle?
An avo-cuddle.
10. How do avocados communicate?
They use guac-ie talkies.
11. How do avocados exercise?
They do avo-cardio.
12. Why did the avocado need help?
It was avo-control.
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13. Why did the avocado accept the promotion?
It was a move in the ripe direction.
14. What does a content avocado say when you ask if it needs anything?
I’m al-ripe for now.
15. Why did the avocado replace the windshield on its car?
It got hit by a guac.
16. What did the avocado say after a pleasant hotel stay?
Thank you for your hass-pitality.
17. What do avocados say in a tricky situation?
I’m stuck between a guac and a hard place.
18. What do you say to an avocado that did a great job?
Br-avocado.
19. What do you call an avocado that’s at its worst?
Guac bottom.
20. What does an avocado say to its pit?
Without you, I’m empty inside.
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21. What else does an avocado say to its pit?
You’re the center of my world.
22. What does an avocado say after a workout?
I’m hard core.
23. What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
You’re all I avo wanted.
24. How do avocados say goodbye?
See you later avo-gator, in a while guac-odile.
25. What do you say when the guacamole is ready?
Chip-chip hooray.
26. What do you call a religious avocado?
Holy guacamole.
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