Start your day with humor by reading the funniest morning jokes. You’ll rise and shine, ready to take on the day.
The funniest morning jokes
1. How does the ocean say good morning?
It doesn’t say anything. It just waves.
2. What do lobsters drink in the morning?
Claw-fee.
3. Did you hear about the guy who says he’ll go jogging every morning but doesn’t?
It was a running joke.
4. What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.
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5. Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly.
6. What’s the most dangerous game to play in the morning?
Resting your eyes for 2 minutes after your alarm goes off.
7. When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
8. What’s the perfect way to spend your morning?
Open your eyes, take a deep breath, and go back to sleep.
9. Did you hear about the person that got hit by the same bike every morning?
It’s a vicious cycle.
10. Why do you yawn in the morning?
It’s a silent scream for coffee.
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11. What does a barista say every morning?
Rise and grind.
12. What do writers eat every morning?
Synonym buns.
13. What does cheese say in the morning?
Gouda morning.
14. Why do forgetful people run in the morning?
To jog their memory.
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15. Why do people drink coffee in the morning?
To feel coffee-dent.
16. Why’s Folger’s wrong?
The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you use the bathroom.
17. What’s the best part of waking up early?
Nothing.
18. Why did the person go to the bank and stand on one leg every morning?
To check their balance.
19. What do bakers say every morning?
Time to get bread-y.
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20. Why didn’t the dog jump out of bed in the morning?
It had a ruff night.
21. What do you call a radio that only works in the morning?
An AM radio.
22. Why do birds sing every morning?
Because they don’t have to go to work.
23. What does the rooster drink in the morning?
Coffee-doodle-doo.
24. What did the person that turned into a cat say in the morning?
Don’t ask meow it happened.
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25. Why is a dog the best alarm clock?
It’ll wag its tail against random things until you get up.
26. Why did the coffee call the police?
It got mugged.
27. What do jokesters eat for breakfast?
Pun-cakes.
28. What did the French person say when they choked on an egg?
Oeuf.
29. What does an iPhone eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
30. What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
31. What color is the sun right after it rises?
Rose.
32. What do cows read in the morning?
The moo-spaper.
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