Tools are necessary for building and fixing. They’re also excellent for building puns. Read the funniest tools puns if you need a break.
Funny tool puns
1. Nailed it!
2. This is not a drill.
3. We’re getting hammered tonight.
4. Screw this.
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5. Let’s ply a game.
6. Does it measure up?
7. Pop, lock, and socket.
8. I pity the tool.
9. It was gut-wrenching.
10. As Snoop Dogg would say, fo chisel.
11. I saw that movie the other day.
12. I’ll go with the ladder.
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13. After he found out, he was in shears.
14. She was vise beyond her years.
15. It was an axe-ident.
16. The best way to open an egg is to use a hatchet.
17. Use a multi-porpoise tool.
18. Take it to the post office and mallet to me.
19. It’s pouring outside. I got wrenched.
20. You’re a nut.
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21. Be bolt and courageous.
22. Chainsaw it happen.
23. We’re going clamp-digging this weekend.
24. The business needs to find a new sup-plier.
25. The king of tools is the ruler.
26. The X or Y-axes?
27. You need to drill.
28. I’m saw-tisfied.
29. This is axe-ellent.
30. I do it for the drill.
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31. Tell me the truth, plier.
32. Clamp to the top.
33. Welcome to the screw.
34. The car axe-elerates quickly.
35. It’s a saw-turated industry.
36. I’m going clamping.
37. My dog is spade.
38. I need to take a b-rake.
39. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
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40. That’s so ratchet.
41. I screwed up.
42. He was a hammer-teur.
43. I’m so axe-ited.
44. I’m grilling saw-lmon for dinner.
45. Don’t listen to the nail-sayers.
46. Nut-thing can stop me.
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