Read the funniest weather puns to get a good laugh regardless of the weather. It can cheer you up on a cloudy day or cool you down.
Funny weather puns
1. Weather you want to or not, here come the puns.
2. Say it cloud-er.
3. Hurricanes see with one eye.
4. Lightning is striking to watch.
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5. The cloud stayed home because it was feeling under the weather.
6. It was snow joke.
7. All hail the king.
8. Clouds wear thunder-wear.
9. It was a breeze.
10. I mist it.
11. Hey sun, you’re bright.
12. I’m not a fan of the wind. It blows.
13. We need to solve the mist-ery.
14. Have an ice day.
15. We’ll weather this together.
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16. The news of a coming flood was leaked.
17. The temperature can fall, but it’ll never hit the ground.
18. I don’t cycle in groups, I cyclone.
19. I drought we were going somewhere else.
20. The tornado told the car, “let’s go for a spin.”
21. It was a trough activity.
22. What the fog?
23. I gust correctly.
24. We had to bring it to a hail-t.
25. At the end of the tornado story, there’s a twist.
26. I won’t light you down.
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27. I thunder-stand.
28. The cloud king rained for years.
29. Wind did you go?
30. I’ll shower the way.
31. Snoop Dogg uses an umbrella Fo’ drizzle.
32. My cat knows the fur-cast.
33. I have snow-here to go.
34. Like father, like sun.
35. Snow-thing will stop me.
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36. I saw a heatwave. So, I waved back.
37. Global warming is a heated topic.
38. Lightning doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
39. I received a message from the sun. It was enlightening.
40. Dew make a great point.
41. She’s the raining champion.
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42. Big weather changes are just a front.
43. My mind’s cloudy.
44. You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
45. It’ll rain money when there’s a change in the weather.
46. Humpty Dumpty didn’t have a good summer, but he had a great fall.
47. A tornado’s favorite game is Twister.
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