If you like horses and humor, stop horsing around and read the best horse puns that’ll make you whinny and neigh.
1. Of horse!
2. Hey neigh-bor.
3. A horse that travels the world is a globe-trotter.
4. A horse in the water is a sea-horse.
5. I got colt feet.
6. A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “why the long face?”
7. When a horse is responsible with money, it’s financially stable.
8. He’ll talk whinney wants to.
9. Watch me whip. Watch me neigh, neigh.
10. Horses are spontaneous because they do things in the spur of the moment.
11. Without a saddle, the horse is neigh-kid.
12. It’s pasture bedtime.
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13. You sound a bit horse.
14. Oh, hay!
15. Stop foaling around.
16. I can’t giddy-up.
17. I’ll have mayo-neighs on my sandwich.
18. Hay or neigh? That’s equestrian.
19. Hay fever.
20. It’s on Mane Street.
21. You’re foal of it.
22. Better hoof it!
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David Em is the founder of Box of Puns, which he created to add more laughter and humor to life.